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- ali8291: Hy
- Leah McLeahson: hi.
- ali8291: Wht u up to
- Leah McLeahson: who is this?
- ali8291: I was whting for this question
- ali8291: U dont know me but i got your screen name from this web
- ali8291: Called
- ali8291: Hiptop
- Leah McLeahson: um, ok
- ali8291: Wht your name
- Leah McLeahson: ...seriously?
I forgot to post this on the Fourth, but I hope everyone had a good one.
- Christian: I wanna learn the Patronis Charm.
- Christian: I'd have Patron anytime I'd want.
- Christian: Get drunk at the wave of a stick.
Best poop joke I've heard in a while
There were three bears, papa bear, mama bear and baby bear. They were all constipated. So they went to see their bear doctor who gave them each some laxatives. Since papa bear was the biggest he got a bottle, mama bear half- a bottle and the baby bear got a couple of tablets of the laxative. They all went home and took the tablets.
The next day the papa bear went to the bathroom , came out in a few minutes and said in rough bearly voice “I am so thankful, cause I shat a tankful!”
It was the mama bear’s turn to go. She went in and took a little while and then came out and said in a sweet voice ” I am so grateful, cause I shat a plateful!”
Then finally it was the baby bear’s turn. The little one went and came out after a long time and said in a sad small voice “I am so broken hearted, cause I only farted!”
The next day the papa bear went to the bathroom , came out in a few minutes and said in rough bearly voice “I am so thankful, cause I shat a tankful!”
It was the mama bear’s turn to go. She went in and took a little while and then came out and said in a sweet voice ” I am so grateful, cause I shat a plateful!”
Then finally it was the baby bear’s turn. The little one went and came out after a long time and said in a sad small voice “I am so broken hearted, cause I only farted!”
These are becoming a favorite summer treat.
Mmm, homemade mojitos.
Mmm, horchata…