2008

Aug

Holy shit.

There’s a decent chance that I’ll be seeing Kevin Rose tomorrow. EEEEEE.
Aug 27th
Warch Watch
jfabulosity: Chelsea Handler & her midget assistant Chuy plus Margaret Cho & her midget...
Aug 26th

Pleeease?

Who can make me a fake ID so I can see Bob Saget in October? I’m serious. No, really. (Or by...
Aug 26th
Listen Listen
“Pussy” - Brazilian Girls Just listen to it, already.
Aug 25th
suicideblonde: bohemea: Natalie Portman - Elle France...
Aug 24th
spreeder.com - an online speed reading...
Aug 24th

A text message conversation

Linda: Hey, what's up? Sorry I missed your call.
Me: Yo, I just wanted to tell you about this party The Onion is having on Thurs and wondered if you wanted to go.
Linda: Wha. A party that The Onion is having? Is it real?
Aug 23rd
Reading about all of these awesome parties that there are going to be for the DNC is really bumming...
Aug 23rd
Warch Watch
‘Cause I’m dressed like a cat.
Aug 23rd
(via eatsleepdraw)
Aug 23rd
loveology: It’s opening night. Wish me luck! Good luck bb,...
Aug 23rd
Listen Listen
scout: Ben Kweller - God Only Knows (cover) his voice handles this song beautifully
Aug 21st

After being on my Sidekick for a couple...

Holy shit, my laptop looks gigantic. I am so thankful for high speed internet, satelite tv, and beds...
Aug 19th
Nom nom nom.
Aug 16th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-10)
Aug 11th
Listen Listen
loveology: johnnyfive: forwhenifeellikesharing: Ben Folds ft. Regina Spektor - “You Don’t Know...
Aug 10th
Aug 8th
I went to Marshalls and amazing saw this AE dress I have been wanting for months. IT IS SO CUTE. AND...
Aug 6th
Funny metaphors used in high school essays
Aug 5th
Listen Listen
nickdouglas: RJD2, “Ghostwriter.” I once looped this for an entire day.
Aug 5th
Is it weird I still have crushes on Zach Morris and Harvey Kinkle?
Aug 5th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-3)
Aug 4th
zachattack: auburnsky: How perfect and fitting. [This is...
Aug 4th
New hair. Crappy cellphone picture, more pinkish in person,...
Aug 1st
eatsleepdraw: Saved by the Bell is my new fixie.
Aug 1st
Sometimes when I’m listening to music, whether it be when I’m driving or just at home,...
Aug 1st

Jul

photoholic: snail mail (via dacookieman)
Jul 31st
Listen Listen
Wamp, wamp. What it do? What it do? “Knife” - Girl Talk remix
Jul 31st
Suede needs to stop talking about himself in third person.
Jul 31st
Warch Watch
I just died watching this episode.
Jul 30th
“Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.”
Jul 29th
How can you not like sloths?
Jul 29th
gondaba: Are you gay?
Jul 28th
Jul 28th
Jul 27th
I forgot how hot you were.
Jul 24th
I never know what to answer when I get this question. Why...
Jul 24th

Two weeks from tomorrow

I’ll be in Chicago for 12 days. Can’t wait.
Jul 24th
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
Jul 23rd
Listen Listen
“Hoodie” - Lady Sov This song always makes me smile.
Jul 23rd

Gross.

johnnyfive: I don’t like the new facebook. =/ So it’s even worse now?
Jul 22nd
S: Go make me a sandwich.
J: Chicken or stfu?
S: Chicken.
J: We're all out.
Jul 21st

Popsicle jokes suck

Q: What do rabbits put into their computers? A: Hoppy disks.
Jul 20th
Warch Watch
One of my favorite old AOTS moments. Ah, gotta love the Kevins.
Jul 18th
johnnyfive: whoaineedyou: claudia: carolinek: I love the...
Jul 18th
johnnyfive: paperflowers: kelly osbourne with her beautiful...
Jul 18th
Warch Watch
gondaba: Feist on Sesame Street (via BobbyBenson85) .. I love counting to four. Adorable.
Jul 17th
I think I’m going to Chicago soon. I just need get out of Denver for a while.
Jul 17th
Logo I made in my (pinecone) class today. It’s for a...
Jul 16th
First Look At Rock Band 2's Premium Drum Kit
Jul 15th
Tumblr would be a lot more pleasing if I had friends that actually knew that there were other...
Jul 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-7-13)
Jul 14th
I’m finally catching up on Lost, only to have abc.com not load the last freaking 10 minutes of...
Jul 14th
Please, Mitchell Hurwitz, Pack the ‘Arrested...
Jul 14th
Finally got to hang out with Amber, and we karaoked the night away.
Jul 13th
johnnyfive: lapoor: jstn: mollylambert:
Jul 12th
(via eatsleepdraw)
Jul 9th

. . .

ali8291: Hy
Leah McLeahson: hi.
ali8291: Wht u up to
Leah McLeahson: who is this?
ali8291: I was whting for this question
ali8291: U dont know me but i got your screen name from this web
ali8291: Called
ali8291: Hiptop
Leah McLeahson: um, ok
ali8291: Wht your name
Leah McLeahson: ...seriously?
Jul 8th
I forgot to post this on the Fourth, but I hope everyone had...
Jul 7th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-7-6)
Jul 6th
Christian: I wanna learn the Patronis Charm.
Christian: I'd have Patron anytime I'd want.
Christian: Get drunk at the wave of a stick.
Jul 6th

Best poop joke I've heard in a while

There were three bears, papa bear, mama bear and baby bear. They were all constipated. So they went...
Jul 6th
loveology: Current desktop.  I now want a cupcake and Jack...
Jul 6th
These are becoming a favorite summer treat.
Jul 5th
Mmm, homemade mojitos.
Jul 4th
Mmm, horchata…
Jul 4th
Watch MTV's Undressed!
Jul 3rd
I want to go back.
Jul 3rd
nicvonas: Seven year olds on the internetz?! This was me...
Jul 1st

So talking is now some sort of "extra"...

On the iPhone battery life
Kevin: Do you not have an Apple car charger?
Alex: ...Do I /not/ have an Apple car charger?
Alex: ...
Alex: ...yes?
Jul 1st

Jun

johnnyfive: (via planettampon) I suddenly love life, again.
Jun 30th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-29)
Jun 29th
Instead of sleeping, I’m watching Arrested...
Jun 29th
Jun 28th
faildogs: Dog Credit: Anton Djamoos Sigh. I love fail dogs.
Jun 25th

Today

I am no longer a teenager. And I have a new boss tumblr theme. Check that shit out. I am also stuck...
Jun 25th
What I made in class today.
Jun 24th
Fuck being twenty, I wish I could just go back to being seventeen. This is going to be one shitty...
Jun 24th
Girl with cast: Mom, can't I just put a bag over my arm and go swimming?
Mom: Go clean the crusties off from your nose, first, and then we'll talk about it.
Jun 23rd
I wish there was a way to filter out those damn “comics” on Eat, Sleep, Draw.
Jun 23rd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-22)
Jun 23rd
There was a dog, and his name was Jake.
Jun 21st
paulscheer: Movie Reviewers are having a field day with the...
Jun 21st

My dad is on Oxycodone because of his...

Dad: Did you see all of the bears?
Me: ...What? Where?
Dad: There. [points to the tv]
Me: ...Those are M&Ms.
Jun 17th
YTMND - Harry Potter and the Misleading Link
Jun 16th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-15)
Jun 15th
Jun 15th
Good Lord.
Jun 14th
Britt is da bomb.
Jun 14th
um.
Jun 13th
dang, booty.
Jun 11th
johnnyfive: these two are idols of mine. definitely in the...
Jun 9th
lolcat bible
Jun 9th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-8)
Jun 8th
:]
Jun 7th
It’s still Wednesday, here.
Jun 5th
Jun 4th
Read at Work
Jun 3rd
Warch Watch
loveology: I’M PRESSING CHARGES. I’M PRESSING CHARGES. I’M PRESSING CHARGES. WHERE’S MY DO-RAG...
Jun 3rd
Listen Listen
“A Field Report” - Loch Lomond Kinda Sufjany. Kinda funny. Kinda catchy. Kinda awesome.
Jun 3rd
eatsleepdraw: kitty!-ben.
Jun 2nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-1)
Jun 2nd
I need this.
Jun 1st

May

Why is there a LifeAlert commercial on Logo?
May 31st
Tap tap that bed to the wall.
May 30th
Stacy DuPree, you are so weird sometimes, but I love that...
May 28th
'Biggest drawing in world' revealed as hoax
May 28th
...wtf?
May 28th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-25)
May 26th
I made some new friends. :]
May 24th
On the road.
May 23rd
It upsets me that the oldie station here moved their decades over from 50s, 60s, and 70s, down to...
May 23rd
“And Zeus said, ‘No, you’d better let me use my...”
May 22nd
Listen Listen
“Orgin of Love” by Rufus Wainwright
May 22nd
Granada, Colorado
May 22nd

GET OFF OF ME, HOLMES.

L: What did the girl say when 2 houses fell on her?
B: Ouch.
May 21st
Rilo Kiley ftfw.
May 20th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-18)
May 19th

ahahaha. I'm glad I don't remember...

Taken from my old diary: CUTE GUYS @ SKOOL Brandon - friend - sophBryan - Spanish class -...
May 19th

Old diaries

I’m reading them. There’s one from late elementary school, another from middle school,...
May 19th
“This ain’t sex, this is just a symbol of love.”
— Usher
May 18th
Me: i like how they call prager the impraganator
Me: or however you would spell that
Mallory: lol for the longest time i thought he was just some overweight dude that looked like he was pregnant...
May 18th
Llama, Llamas, Farm, Farms When a llama puts their ears back...
May 16th

I need a job like this.

Cute Delivery Guy: Whoa, are you actually working today? Oh, nope, you're checking your email.
Britt: Actually, I'm watching Gossip Girl. [pulls up DVD window]
Cute Delivery Guy: You're serious.
Britt: Mhm, as a heart attack.
Cute Delivery Guy: Want to switch jobs?
Britt: You want to watch Gossip Girl?
Cute Delivery Guy: ..Maybe.
May 16th
“Don’t. Do. Drugs. There’s no hope with dope.”
— Saved by the Bell
May 16th
“You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?”
May 16th
Shia, you look good in even plastic, especially next to that...
May 15th
This campus is full of weirdos, I love it. Maybe.
May 14th
Maggie: I like how he almost loses it at the end
Maggie: right after she goes nuts at that lady
Leah: i know XD his lil smile
Leah: he's all. :|
Leah: ... C:
Maggie: lmfao exactly AHHH
Leah: i just wanna punch his cheeks
Leah: and by punch i mean pinch
May 13th
Warch Watch
OHHHHHHH SHIAAAAAAA
May 13th
I have to go to class at 8 am tomorrow. And then the next day. And the day after that, too. Ugh....
May 13th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-11)
May 11th
“If you think that a kiss is all in the lips, c’mon,...”
May 11th

My night consisted of

Going to Boulder Going to my first Asian party Being one of the only two Mexicans there Seeing...
May 11th

A work in progress

I heard you’re not a fan of Bob SagetWhich kind of sucks, considering he’s my dadBut I do know that...
May 10th
Last morning waking up and seeing the clouds in my room.
May 8th

Packing's a bitch.

I never knew how much shit I had until I started packing. God, my roommates need to stop being such...
May 8th

In honor of being almost done with this...

I am going to share the wonderful nicknames there are for those special people on campus Ghost of...
May 6th
TechTV Rewind
May 6th
Listen Listen
“Plus Ones” - Okkervil River Definitely worth a listen.