2008

Holy shit.

There’s a decent chance that I’ll be seeing Kevin Rose tomorrow. EEEEEE.

Pleeease?

Who can make me a fake ID so I can see Bob Saget in October? I’m serious. No, really. (Or by...

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suicideblonde: bohemea: Natalie Portman - Elle France...

spreeder.com - an online speed reading...

A text message conversation

Linda: Hey, what's up? Sorry I missed your call.
Me: Yo, I just wanted to tell you about this party The Onion is having on Thurs and wondered if you wanted to go.
Linda: Wha. A party that The Onion is having? Is it real?

Reading about all of these awesome parties that there are going to be for the DNC is really bumming...

(via eatsleepdraw)

loveology: It’s opening night. Wish me luck! Good luck bb,...

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After being on my Sidekick for a couple...

Holy shit, my laptop looks gigantic. I am so thankful for high speed internet, satelite tv, and beds...

Nom nom nom.

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I went to Marshalls and amazing saw this AE dress I have been wanting for months. IT IS SO CUTE. AND...

Funny metaphors used in high school essays

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Is it weird I still have crushes on Zach Morris and Harvey Kinkle?

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zachattack: auburnsky: How perfect and fitting. [This is...

New hair. Crappy cellphone picture, more pinkish in person,...

eatsleepdraw: Saved by the Bell is my new fixie.

Sometimes when I’m listening to music, whether it be when I’m driving or just at home,...

photoholic: snail mail (via dacookieman)

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Suede needs to stop talking about himself in third person.

“Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.”

How can you not like sloths?

gondaba: Are you gay?

I forgot how hot you were.

I never know what to answer when I get this question. Why...

Two weeks from tomorrow

I’ll be in Chicago for 12 days. Can’t wait.

(via garfieldminusgarfield)

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Gross.

johnnyfive: I don’t like the new facebook. =/ So it’s even worse now?

S: Go make me a sandwich.
J: Chicken or stfu?
S: Chicken.
J: We're all out.

Popsicle jokes suck

Q: What do rabbits put into their computers? A: Hoppy disks.

johnnyfive: whoaineedyou: claudia: carolinek: I love the...

johnnyfive: paperflowers: kelly osbourne with her beautiful...

I think I’m going to Chicago soon. I just need get out of Denver for a while.

Logo I made in my (pinecone) class today. It’s for a...

First Look At Rock Band 2's Premium Drum Kit

Tumblr would be a lot more pleasing if I had friends that actually knew that there were other...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-7-13)

I’m finally catching up on Lost, only to have abc.com not load the last freaking 10 minutes of...

Please, Mitchell Hurwitz, Pack the ‘Arrested...

Finally got to hang out with Amber, and we karaoked the night away.

johnnyfive: lapoor: jstn: mollylambert:

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ali8291: Hy
Leah McLeahson: hi.
ali8291: Wht u up to
Leah McLeahson: who is this?
ali8291: I was whting for this question
ali8291: U dont know me but i got your screen name from this web
ali8291: Called
ali8291: Hiptop
Leah McLeahson: um, ok
ali8291: Wht your name
Leah McLeahson: ...seriously?

I forgot to post this on the Fourth, but I hope everyone had...

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Christian: I wanna learn the Patronis Charm.
Christian: I'd have Patron anytime I'd want.
Christian: Get drunk at the wave of a stick.

Best poop joke I've heard in a while

There were three bears, papa bear, mama bear and baby bear. They were all constipated. So they went...

loveology: Current desktop.  I now want a cupcake and Jack...

These are becoming a favorite summer treat.

Mmm, homemade mojitos.

Mmm, horchata…

Watch MTV's Undressed!

I want to go back.

nicvonas: Seven year olds on the internetz?! This was me...

So talking is now some sort of "extra"...

On the iPhone battery life
Kevin: Do you not have an Apple car charger?
Alex: ...Do I /not/ have an Apple car charger?
Alex: ...
Alex: ...yes?

johnnyfive: (via planettampon) I suddenly love life, again.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-29)

Instead of sleeping, I’m watching Arrested...

faildogs: Dog Credit: Anton Djamoos Sigh. I love fail dogs.

Today

I am no longer a teenager. And I have a new boss tumblr theme. Check that shit out. I am also stuck...

What I made in class today.

Fuck being twenty, I wish I could just go back to being seventeen. This is going to be one shitty...

Girl with cast: Mom, can't I just put a bag over my arm and go swimming?
Mom: Go clean the crusties off from your nose, first, and then we'll talk about it.

I wish there was a way to filter out those damn “comics” on Eat, Sleep, Draw.

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There was a dog, and his name was Jake.

paulscheer: Movie Reviewers are having a field day with the...

My dad is on Oxycodone because of his...

Dad: Did you see all of the bears?
Me: ...What? Where?
Dad: There. [points to the tv]
Me: ...Those are M&Ms.

YTMND - Harry Potter and the Misleading Link

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Good Lord.

Britt is da bomb.

um.

dang, booty.

johnnyfive: these two are idols of mine. definitely in the...

lolcat bible

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It’s still Wednesday, here.

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eatsleepdraw: kitty!-ben.

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I need this.

Why is there a LifeAlert commercial on Logo?

Tap tap that bed to the wall.

Stacy DuPree, you are so weird sometimes, but I love that...

'Biggest drawing in world' revealed as hoax

...wtf?

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-25)

I made some new friends. :]

On the road.

It upsets me that the oldie station here moved their decades over from 50s, 60s, and 70s, down to...

“And Zeus said, ‘No, you’d better let me use my...”

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Granada, Colorado

GET OFF OF ME, HOLMES.

L: What did the girl say when 2 houses fell on her?
B: Ouch.

Rilo Kiley ftfw.

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ahahaha. I'm glad I don't remember...

Taken from my old diary: CUTE GUYS @ SKOOL Brandon - friend - sophBryan - Spanish class -...

Old diaries

I’m reading them. There’s one from late elementary school, another from middle school,...

“This ain’t sex, this is just a symbol of love.”
— Usher

Me: i like how they call prager the impraganator
Me: or however you would spell that
Mallory: lol for the longest time i thought he was just some overweight dude that looked like he was pregnant...

Llama, Llamas, Farm, Farms When a llama puts their ears back...

I need a job like this.

Cute Delivery Guy: Whoa, are you actually working today? Oh, nope, you're checking your email.
Britt: Actually, I'm watching Gossip Girl. [pulls up DVD window]
Cute Delivery Guy: You're serious.
Britt: Mhm, as a heart attack.
Cute Delivery Guy: Want to switch jobs?
Britt: You want to watch Gossip Girl?
Cute Delivery Guy: ..Maybe.

“Don’t. Do. Drugs. There’s no hope with dope.”
— Saved by the Bell

“You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?”

Shia, you look good in even plastic, especially next to that...

This campus is full of weirdos, I love it. Maybe.

Maggie: I like how he almost loses it at the end
Maggie: right after she goes nuts at that lady
Leah: i know XD his lil smile
Leah: he's all. :|
Leah: ... C:
Maggie: lmfao exactly AHHH
Leah: i just wanna punch his cheeks
Leah: and by punch i mean pinch

I have to go to class at 8 am tomorrow. And then the next day. And the day after that, too. Ugh....

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-11)

“If you think that a kiss is all in the lips, c’mon,...”

My night consisted of

Going to Boulder Going to my first Asian party Being one of the only two Mexicans there Seeing...

A work in progress

I heard you’re not a fan of Bob SagetWhich kind of sucks, considering he’s my dadBut I do know that...

Last morning waking up and seeing the clouds in my room.

Packing's a bitch.

I never knew how much shit I had until I started packing. God, my roommates need to stop being such...

In honor of being almost done with this...

I am going to share the wonderful nicknames there are for those special people on campus Ghost of...

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