Dang, booty.

2009

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2008

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January 84

2007

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bisexuality- here i come. (pun intended) — johnnyfive If...
Dec 31st
Hello Kitty Hell
Dec 31st

rofl

Last night I read an article on 7 ways to cure your blogging addiction. Then I checked my tumblr. ...
Dec 31st
Is it weird that I always Sanasa in the shower?
Dec 31st
I should do something productive tomorrow. Today. I need to do laundry. 
Dec 31st

I have an old scoo Treasure Trolls...

Ryan and Colby wouldn’t let me buy a Disney Princess Coloring Book tonight. BOO. Fortunately,...
Dec 31st
God, there are so many anti-balding commercials on LOGO.
Dec 31st

I totally have that coloring book.

Ryan and Colby wouldn’t let me buy a Disney Princess Coloring Book tonight. BOO. ...
Dec 30th
I am currently coloring a Spider-Man flitter velvet doodle.
Dec 30th

WTF IT'S NOT REAL!?

So I finally read the caption for this video after watching it a couple more times.  “What...
Dec 30th
halp halp!
Dec 30th

because I totally thought that icon was...

Carnel: nicole
Carnel: is that britney spears in your icon?
N: ...no, it is her younger sister.
N: LMFAO
Carnel: oh
N: You know, the one who is knocked up.
Carnel: i was afraid you were going to say "no, its me."
Carnel: lol
N: LMFAO
Carnel: i would have went comatose
Dec 30th
“Dear when you smiled at me, I heard a sympho— oh...”
— Rufus Wainwright
Dec 30th
B: I am so bored
B: I am recording myself singing HSM songs
L: .................
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
 I love this picture.  Bon Appetit (via Angie Naron)
Dec 29th
I smell like cherries and bubble gum. Cherries because I used cherry body wash and spray, bubble gum...
Dec 29th
“This is so much better than a lap dance.”
Dec 29th
“this is fucking worse than R.L. Stine book. fuck. This is...”
Dec 29th
Warch Watch
Dying of the lolz.
Dec 28th

because that shit was scary

L: wake up!
B: ionioniononiojjmoi
L: ..................
L: O_O
Dec 28th

U R SO SMRT

L: Geesh. Touchy, touchy. Don't pull a Russell Crowe on me and throw a phone.
B: Maybe I'll pull a Hugh Grant and throw a tupperware container of baked beans.
L: I think I could handle that.
B: Or a Denise Richards, and throw a laptop.
L: Maybe I will pull a Britney and hit you with an umbrella
B: Maybe I will pull a Britney and walk around sans underwear.
L: Maybe I will pull a Kurt Cobain and kill myself.
Dec 28th

She is so nice.

Chrmskoolgrad: oh
Chrmskoolgrad: my
Chrmskoolgrad: god
Chrmskoolgrad: finally
leahmcleahson: yey!
leahmcleahson: everyone keeps leaving me, i am so lonely
leahmcleahson: and now you don't have crazies in yo house
Chrmskoolgrad: Aw bb. Yay for no crazies!
leahmcleahson: they have gtfoed
Chrmskoolgrad: lmfaoooo
leahmcleahson: now say something funny so i can tumble it.
Chrmskoolgrad: blerblesnerk.
leahmcleahson: ty
Chrmskoolgrad: yw.
Dec 28th
How fucking cool is this gingerbread… village?
Dec 27th

To do

Waltz & rum. Going to Tracks tonight, holla. I don’t know what it is, but Christian...
Dec 27th

13 dayz of xmas

(13 lezzies licking) 12 Nickas lying 11 Dezs dyking 10 Karls crossdressing 9 faggots fisting 8 Joses...
Dec 27th

iawtc

- I agree wholeheartedly. At first, I hated that bitch. But now, I think she is my favorite female....
Dec 26th
I am in a room with 3 gays watching 2girls1cup. HALP HALP.
Dec 26th
On the Hook-up.
Dec 25th
Sup, White Christmas?
Dec 25th
Merry Christmas!
Dec 25th
“I almost 2girl1cupped myself.”
— Christian 
Dec 25th
“Hay gurl hay.”
Dec 24th
Whohaaweewoo!
Dec 24th
Listen Listen
Dec 24th

John Deere

Chrmskoolgrad: it was the dumbest thing I have ever witnessed ever
leahmcleahson: wowie wow wow
leahmcleahson: only a straight guy would think of that
Chrmskoolgrad: seriously
Chrmskoolgrad: and micah is probably the straightest man alive, which explains why it was his idea
Chrmskoolgrad: that and he is a dumbass
Dec 24th

Dead like J.T. Yorke

leahmcleahson: i just want to see what it's like
leahmcleahson: and if we're like
leahmcleahson: WTFHALP
Chrmskoolgrad: lmao
leahmcleahson: we can watch jt die
Chrmskoolgrad: omg
Chrmskoolgrad: D:
Chrmskoolgrad: D:
Chrmskoolgrad: D:
Chrmskoolgrad: D:
Dec 24th
Warch Watch
Could be a crackhead.
Dec 24th