Dang, booty.

2009

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January 21

2008

June 33
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April 60
March 54
January 84

2007

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January
I fly like paper, get high like planes.
Jan 31st
Jum jum. best bagel evar with some hot tea. ty Kepner koffee...
Jan 30th
Rocky Mountain College of Art + Design
Jan 30th
I have such a love hate relationship with painting.
Jan 29th
The girl to guy ratio up here is killing me. Not to mention the guys that are up here are complete...
Jan 29th

Guess which one I am

1 Alice 94.5% A- 2 Bald7311 84.5% B- 4 dachups 94.5% A- 6 Ebony93 93.5% A- 7...
Jan 28th

Yes, already.

Fuck school. And if my pictures turn out like shit I am going to be pissed! 
Jan 28th
Boo
Jan 28th

Queer as Fuck

I just squeed while watching Queer as Folk. So good. I wish I had LOGO in the dorms. Along with...
Jan 26th
I swear, people get less attractive the more I drink. The attractive ones, though. They’re...
Jan 26th
Da Bears
Jan 24th

Highlight of my night.

JP: (while counting twenties in the back office) Ohmygod!
N: What?
JP: I had this one twenty upside down, and it looked like Heath Ledger.
N: Wow. You overdose one day, you're replacing Andrew Jackson the next.
Jan 24th
And right when you think these assholes really can’t...
Jan 24th
 HAY GURL HAAAYYY… — johnnyfive Manatee?! 
Jan 24th
You tell me that you’re busy, your loving gets me crazy. I know that you hear me, start acting...
Jan 23rd
Optical Illusion: There are indeed dishes in the background....
Jan 22nd
Listen Listen
Jan 21st

I just don't get it

I will never understand why people my age watch the Disney Channel and like it.
Jan 20th

You're not Jamie Bell's penish

L: and when i google him
L: i see his penish
B: jamie bell!
L: but that's coo
B: and omg wut
L: oh wait, i think that was someone else
B: I don't know why I immediately go do this too
B: Louis Garrel?
L: XD
L: maybe
B: because si, I saw his penis when I googled
B: I was like oh hay :/
Jan 20th
There is nothing like listening to music with the volume turned up so loud that it just surrounds...
Jan 20th
I was accused of being a home wrecker tonight.
Jan 20th
I am going to die from eating that chicken.
Jan 20th
God, I really hope that I don’t die from eating that chicken.
Jan 20th

URAQT

B: is yo daddy a terrorist bb, cause u da bomb!
B: is yo daddy a dealer bb, cuz u dope to me!
B: XD
B: is yo daddy a beaver because dammmmmmmmmm.
L: LMFAO
L: LMFAAAAAAAAO
Jan 19th
God, Elliott Smith, you are so good. Why the fuck do I not listen to you more often? That changes...
Jan 19th
Jan 18th
This picture would be cool if half of my face wasn’t...
Jan 18th
I am eating the most delicious bagel I have ever had.
Jan 18th

I like to keep up with the current...

Fox 31 News van, anchor man, camera guy, lights. Outside of the University Center. Me and Vanessa hiding behind a pine tree to try and listen.
Anchor Man: Girls?
We step out
Anchor Man: Hey.
Me: Hi.
Anchor Man: What are you doing?
Me: ...Watching the news.
Jan 18th

At the Guitar Hero Tournament

Dude #1: So how'd you do?
Dude #2: I PWNED!
Jan 17th

I am such a good friend

L: poopy?
B: ili.
L: that is what I call vanessa. lolz
B: lmfaoo
L: or da poops
L: if i type 'poopy' in my phone, she comes up
B: LMFAO
B: that is the best
L: it's a lot easier for me, let me tell you
Jan 17th

Tonight's agenda

Dance Fusion at the Rec Center, where I hope we dance to some Fergie Ferg. And Guitar Hero...
Jan 17th
SO. SCARY.
Jan 17th
Today was supposed to be my 2nd day in Intro to Mexican American Studies. But. My class was...
Jan 17th
degrassi - adahomo.
Jan 17th
M: OMG
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Auto Response: L: make fun of E with us!
M: lmao that is like saying hey come kick this retard with us
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M: WHAT
M: LMAO I AM FUNNY
L: LMFAO
Jan 17th

Another thing that annoys me

When people add unnecessary S’s to things. Like “Do you shop at Targets?” Or...
Jan 17th

HEAR YE HEAR YE

You are hereby invited to the second Biennial QUEEN OF HEARTS BALL & DEBUTANTE COTILLION ...
Jan 16th
Uhm, thanks?
Jan 16th

Oh yeah.

My Irish roommate moved out. You know, the one that moved in yesterday. 
Jan 16th

And to think..

If I were still at home instead of at Pooptown, I could have seen Cloverfield tonight for free,...
Jan 16th

To: John.

How was Cloverfield, damnit?
Jan 15th
Warch Watch
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis For Nicole 
Jan 15th
The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians
Jan 15th

obbmpbb

C: If I'm working from 12:30 to 4:30, how many hours is that?
B: ..You're joking, right?
C: Five, right?
B: Four. Twelve to one, one to two, two to three, three to four.
C: But I'm working 12:30 to 4:30.
B: ..............
C: Oh wait, I see what you did, you took out my lunch time.
Jan 15th

Also.

I had a dream John (my John), set me up with a scene boy, complete with the hair and the skinny...
Jan 15th

Uh oh.

I am already starting to fall asleep in my classes and it is only the second day of the first day of...
Jan 15th

Oh snap.

My new roommate is from Ireland.
Jan 15th

For the record.

I could never be jealous of Nicole. P.S. Michael Cera likes to eat Ritz crackers and apparently...
Jan 14th
designboom shop: ‘floppy disk CDRs’ — ideas
Jan 14th
The Art Of Moneygami - Origami With Bills — ideas
Jan 14th
Image not found (via szymon) — iird
Jan 14th
the human calendar® — ideas
Jan 14th

I had a dream about Michael Cera.

We kissed, he tasted like Ritz crackers. It was hot.
Jan 14th
I am scared. :[
Jan 14th
OMG DO WANT
Jan 13th
“Girls, if you’re out there watching — just trust...”
— K Rose (who is now embarrassed...
Jan 13th
I’m scared!
Jan 13th
I have never met a person that talks so much. I have heard their life story 5 times by now.
Jan 13th
Unpacking, and not where to start first. …And oh yeah, I have a new roommate from Leitir...
Jan 12th

about rasterbation

L: i was thinking brand new
B: oh, that would be coo.
L: cuz they don't have any posters with their faces
L: they don't really have posters at all.
L: or even sean faris being hot because wowie
B: ilu sean faris
B: putting the masturbation in rasterbation.
Jan 12th
“Who here just saw some titties? Raise you hand if you just...”
Jan 12th
La la la la la. Why can’t my hair look this good every...
Jan 11th

Historic Facebook Couple: WE'RE DONE.

Historic Facebook Couple: WE’RE DONE. A Tumblr Exclusive Brought to you by: Nicvone. As of...
Jan 11th
I am in a waiting room with a bunch of tweens where they are showing High School Musical.
Jan 10th
“When I had a girlfriend, I actually made her prom dress....”
— Project Runway
Jan 10th
Warch Watch
Orlando loves spinach *lol* EAT SHIT AND DIE!!
Jan 8th

I am already sick of school.

I have yet to go back, but textbook shopping is such a fucking bitch. One store says 2 books are...
Jan 8th
Listen Listen
I have no words to describe this song besides the fact that I fucking love it.
Jan 8th
It smells like freaking poop! I hate lines.
Jan 7th
wtf, phone. Way to post the same thing three times.
Jan 7th

because I was the one that told the joke

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in her cap and called it...
Jan 7th
Turns out sushi isn’t so bad, even when you have two...
Jan 6th

Kevin Rose is a freaking pimp.

Sarah Lane, LaLa, and Posh Suicide? And those are just the ones I know.
Jan 6th
Listen Listen
Jan 5th
I LOVE HARVEY KINKLE
Jan 5th
Tumblrbot, you’re the only one that gets me.
Jan 4th
I have had two and a half hours of sleep. Kill me now. Also, I am pissed that my new shirt which I...
Jan 4th
I spent far too much money today and yesterday. On the plus side, I have some cute new outfits.
Jan 4th
I really hate it when people that can’t sing try to. All the time. Everytime a song comes on....
Jan 3rd
I forgot what quote I was going to tumbl. D:
Jan 3rd
Christian’s New Years Resolution is to to move back to Colorado. I don’t know what took...
Jan 2nd

hay, me too.

I AM CURRENTLY BRALESS. JUST SO YOU KNOW. — loveology
Jan 2nd
Radiohead "In Rainbows" Podcast
Jan 1st