Dang, booty.

2009

December
August 7
July 5
June 15
May 14
April 32
March 31
January 21

2008

June 33
May 58
April 60
March 54
January 84

2007

November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
Why is there a LifeAlert commercial on Logo?
May 31st
Tap tap that bed to the wall.
May 30th
Stacy DuPree, you are so weird sometimes, but I love that...
May 28th
'Biggest drawing in world' revealed as hoax
May 28th
...wtf?
May 28th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-25)
May 26th
I made some new friends. :]
May 24th
On the road.
May 23rd
It upsets me that the oldie station here moved their decades over from 50s, 60s, and 70s, down to...
May 23rd
“And Zeus said, ‘No, you’d better let me use my...”
May 23rd
Listen Listen
“Orgin of Love” by Rufus Wainwright
May 23rd
Granada, Colorado
May 22nd

GET OFF OF ME, HOLMES.

L: What did the girl say when 2 houses fell on her?
B: Ouch.
May 21st
Rilo Kiley ftfw.
May 20th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-18)
May 19th

ahahaha. I'm glad I don't remember this.

Taken from my old diary: CUTE GUYS @ SKOOL Brandon - friend - soph Bryan - Spanish class - junior...
May 19th

Old diaries

I’m reading them. There’s one from late elementary school, another from middle school,...
May 19th
“This ain’t sex, this is just a symbol of love.”
— Usher
May 18th
Me: i like how they call prager the impraganator
Me: or however you would spell that
Mallory: lol for the longest time i thought he was just some overweight dude that looked like he was pregnant...
May 18th
Llama, Llamas, Farm, Farms When a llama puts their ears...
May 16th

I need a job like this.

Cute Delivery Guy: Whoa, are you actually working today? Oh, nope, you're checking your email.
Britt: Actually, I'm watching Gossip Girl. [pulls up DVD window]
Cute Delivery Guy: You're serious.
Britt: Mhm, as a heart attack.
Cute Delivery Guy: Want to switch jobs?
Britt: You want to watch Gossip Girl?
Cute Delivery Guy: ..Maybe.
May 16th
“Don’t. Do. Drugs. There’s no hope with dope.”
— Saved by the Bell
May 16th
“You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?”
May 16th
Shia, you look good in even plastic, especially next to that...
May 15th
This campus is full of weirdos, I love it. Maybe.
May 14th
Maggie: I like how he almost loses it at the end
Maggie: right after she goes nuts at that lady
Leah: i know XD his lil smile
Leah: he's all. :|
Leah: ... C:
Maggie: lmfao exactly AHHH
Leah: i just wanna punch his cheeks
Leah: and by punch i mean pinch
May 13th
Warch Watch
OHHHHHHH SHIAAAAAAA
May 13th
I have to go to class at 8 am tomorrow. And then the next day. And the day after that, too. Ugh....
May 13th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-11)
May 11th
“If you think that a kiss is all in the lips, c’mon,...”
May 11th

My night consisted of

Going to Boulder Going to my first Asian party Being one of the only two Mexicans there Seeing...
May 11th

A work in progress

I heard you’re not a fan of Bob Saget Which kind of sucks, considering he’s my dad But I do know...
May 10th
Last morning waking up and seeing the clouds in my room.
May 8th

Packing's a bitch.

I never knew how much shit I had until I started packing. God, my roommates need to stop being such...
May 8th

In honor of being almost done with this...

I am going to share the wonderful nicknames there are for those special people on campus Ghost...
May 7th
TechTV Rewind
May 6th
Listen Listen
“Plus Ones” - Okkervil River Definitely worth a listen.
May 6th
May 6th
“jesus christ i’m not scared to die. i’m just a little bit...”
—  (via silverbuttons) Do I get...
May 6th
“When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.”
May 6th
Spam from the Mom.
May 5th
Am I the only one who doesn’t mind the last.fm weekly rss feed? It’s interesting to see...
May 5th

next

Dude: I'm so funny, I'll have her laughing until she pees in MY pants.
Girl: (after nexting) Shouldn't he be up in a tree making cookies?
I not so secretly like the lame puns. It is the only thing keeping me from not changing the channel. Also because this is sadly the best thing on television right now.
May 5th
Spencer Pratt reminds me of my roommate’s boyfriend way too much. Look-wise and also...
May 5th
dannygarcia: bull**** Because everyone wants one.
May 5th
The Widow
May 5th

Last weekend up here

probably ever. Friday was rocking. Don’t know about the rest, though. I’m going to miss...
May 5th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-4)
May 5th
I haven’t checked out muxtape since I’ve made mine, but I guess 14 people favorited my...
May 5th
Good ol Potsy.
May 4th
Rent is going to be at Loveland on Thursday, the day of my last final. It’s only a twenty...
May 4th

Slamming doors

How very mature of you. Maybe one of these days you’ll actually confront me when...
May 4th

Nicole's Daily Relationship Advice

nicvone: If you date someone with a pretty face, it is only a matter of time before you contract...
May 4th

Nicole's Daily Relationship Advice

nicvone: Never date someone who constantly checks their hair in their iPod screen.  Why...
May 4th
M: TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID
L: What did I say?
M: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID
L: About...?
L: Give me a hint, here
M: ABOUT YOU KNOW WHO
L: Voldemort?
May 2nd
L: http://www.findmypromdress.com/jovani-155132225-2012.html y/y?
B: It is cute!
L: you know i'm joking, right?
B: lmfao OH THANK GOD
B: I WAS SO WORRIED
L: LMFAO
L: YOU ARE TOO NICE
B: I KNOW RIGHT
B: IT IS A CURSE
May 2nd
“Thank you bb for never doing anything to piss me off. You...”
— Brittany
May 2nd