Dang, booty.

Aug 25

“I HAVE FEELINGS, TOO.”

I want this.

Also, I hate cats.

Aug 19

nickdouglas:

cannibalcalvin:

TRUTH.

Nailed it!

Aug 17

(via loveology)

Jul 10

Also, is that a pube I see on the cake?

Jul 06

Jul 05

I saw my life flash before my eyes

• Me: My hair caught on fire!
• Matt: It still looks cute!

Jul 01

“(303): It smells like weed.
(720): We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.” — tfln

[video]

Jun 29

LOOK AT MY AWESOME PIÑATA. ALSO, WEARING BLUE FOR BILLY MAYS.