Also, is that a pube I see on the cake?
I saw my life flash before my eyes
Me: My hair caught on fire!
Matt: It still looks cute!
(303): It smells like weed.
(720): We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
LOOK AT MY AWESOME PIÑATA. ALSO, WEARING BLUE FOR BILLY MAYS.
BILLYYYYY. I can’t believe how sad I am.
I’M WEARING BLUE TODAY TO REPRESENT.
