Contact: email | aim | twitter Click for "last.fm". Powered by RSS Feed InformerTumblr (3.0; @dangbooty)http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthdll6w9L1qz7beho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just found this polaroid of my dad (who looks like the unibomber) holding a baby version of me. Circa 1988</p>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/252311522http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/252311522Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:39:27 -0700<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt12jveJvr1qz7beho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Mine. </p>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/242146203http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/242146203Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:19:06 -0700“Are you saying Kindle or Candle?” - Employee at Barnes & Noblehttp://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/217813705http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/217813705Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:32:56 -0600Man slaps a stranger’s screaming baby in Wal-Mart: Someone finally did it.http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/178577922http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/178577922Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:42:24 -0600<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpa7u6clB51qz7beho1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>The Cuddly Puppy<br/></b>The man wears the Snuggie on his front and covers her.  She feels warm and cozy like Grandma’s house, but still knows who her daddy is.</p> <p>From <b><a href="http://thesnuggiesutra.com/">The Snuggie Sutra</a></b></p>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/176959488http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/176959488Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:37:18 -0600<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp6aoxMyt21qz5s0bo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://livejamie.com/post/175226037/how-big-bird-works">livejamie</a>:</p> <blockquote>How Big Bird works</blockquote>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/175682036http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/175682036Sun, 30 Aug 2009 14:32:33 -0600<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/172545592/tumblr_kp0gm4fP7Q1qz7beh&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><i>I remember crying over you,<br/>And I don’t mean like a couple of tears and I’m blue.<br/>I’m talking about collapsing and screaming at the moon,<br/>But I’m a better man for having gone through it.<br/>Yes, I’m a better man for having gone through.</i></p> <p><i>Ever since I learned how to curse,<br/>I’ve been using those sorry ol’ words.<br/>But I’m takling to these children and I’m keeping it clean.<br/>I don’t need those words to say what I mean.<br/>No, I don’t need those words to say what I mean.</i></p>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/172545592http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/172545592Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:10:52 -0600musicaudiothe avett brotherssongslonelysandwich: From Typophile: IKEA abandons ~50 years of Futura and Century Schoolbook for...http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/172530245http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/172530245Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:49:04 -0600Leen: omg you guys. so i had the best class ever today. it's called seducers, stalkers, and women...http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/171730882http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/171730882Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:37:58 -0600lolz<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koxps8G9YJ1qz7beho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.bustedtees.com/feelings"><b>“I HAVE FEELINGS, TOO.”</b></a></p> <p>I want this.</p> <p>Also, I hate cats.</p>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/171289655http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/171289655Tue, 25 Aug 2009 07:36:00 -0600sharks<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kolbx5Y1eH1qzylxho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://toomuchnick.com/post/165972101/cannibalcalvin-truth-nailed-it">nickdouglas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cannibalcalvin.tumblr.com/post/165960287/truth">cannibalcalvin</a>:</p> <blockquote>TRUTH.</blockquote> <p>Nailed it!</p> </blockquote>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/166355276http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/166355276Wed, 19 Aug 2009 01:35:08 -0600<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kojkx1SKxA1qz7qqto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://loveology.tumblr.com/">loveology</a>)</p>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/165213981http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/165213981Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:50:17 -0600<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/TF3MbwysKpqhr78q9XGIupy4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Also, is that a pube I see on the cake?<a href="http://linzmaz.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451ca6a69e201156f8f2d83970b-800wi"></a></p>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/139035032http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/139035032Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:31:41 -0600<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/TF3MbwysKplg1z65cWytQNnOo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/136737182http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/136737182Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:44:49 -0600Me: My hair caught on fire! Matt: It still looks cute!http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/135950114http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/135950114Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:37:22 -0600“(303): It smells like weed. (720): We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.” -...http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/133707579http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/133707579Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:38:26 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c9g3b65yi0g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c9g3b65yi0g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Gopher Dub (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/Jabo0odyDubs">Jabo0odyDubs</a>)</p>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/133493359http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/133493359Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:57:33 -0600<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/TF3MbwysKpbfllpt1BGxluRco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LOOK AT MY AWESOME PIÑATA. ALSO, WEARING BLUE FOR BILLY MAYS.</p>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/132583638http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/132583638Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:34:51 -0600<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/TF3MbwysKpb03k1hT8LyDpB0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>BILLYYYYY. I can’t believe how sad I am.<br/>I’M WEARING BLUE TODAY TO REPRESENT.</p>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/132378803http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/132378803Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:20:51 -0600lolzcelebstvimagedesign<embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/271552642" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=24295202001&playerId=271552642&viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&domain=embed&autoStart=false&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="339" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swliveconnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed><br/><br/><p>University of Andy. I’m transferring.</p>http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/132285509http://dangbooty.tumblr.com/post/132285509Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:06:59 -0600lolzvideotv