Posts tagged with convo

  • S: Go make me a sandwich.
  • J: Chicken or stfu?
  • S: Chicken.
  • J: We're all out.

. . .

  • ali8291: Hy
  • Leah McLeahson: hi.
  • ali8291: Wht u up to
  • Leah McLeahson: who is this?
  • ali8291: I was whting for this question
  • ali8291: U dont know me but i got your screen name from this web
  • ali8291: Called
  • ali8291: Hiptop
  • Leah McLeahson: um, ok
  • ali8291: Wht your name
  • Leah McLeahson: ...seriously?
  • Christian: I wanna learn the Patronis Charm.
  • Christian: I'd have Patron anytime I'd want.
  • Christian: Get drunk at the wave of a stick.

So talking is now some sort of "extra" feature I have on my phone?

  • On the iPhone battery life
  • Kevin: Do you not have an Apple car charger?
  • Alex: ...Do I /not/ have an Apple car charger?
  • Alex: ...
  • Alex: ...yes?
  • Girl with cast: Mom, can't I just put a bag over my arm and go swimming?
  • Mom: Go clean the crusties off from your nose, first, and then we'll talk about it.

My dad is on Oxycodone because of his back.

  • Dad: Did you see all of the bears?
  • Me: ...What? Where?
  • Dad: There. [points to the tv]
  • Me: ...Those are M&Ms.

GET OFF OF ME, HOLMES.

  • L: What did the girl say when 2 houses fell on her?
  • B: Ouch.
  • Me: i like how they call prager the impraganator
  • Me: or however you would spell that
  • Mallory: lol for the longest time i thought he was just some overweight dude that looked like he was pregnant...

I need a job like this.

  • Cute Delivery Guy: Whoa, are you actually working today? Oh, nope, you're checking your email.
  • Britt: Actually, I'm watching Gossip Girl. [pulls up DVD window]
  • Cute Delivery Guy: You're serious.
  • Britt: Mhm, as a heart attack.
  • Cute Delivery Guy: Want to switch jobs?
  • Britt: You want to watch Gossip Girl?
  • Cute Delivery Guy: ..Maybe.