(via avedanke)
I love the chicken thing way too much, along with the “…her?”
I’d also like to add/see:
- No touching!
- Marry me!
- I’ve made a huge mistake.
- Steve Holt!
- Annyong
Posts tagged with lolz
- S: Go make me a sandwich.
- J: Chicken or stfu?
- S: Chicken.
- J: We're all out.
(via eatsleepdraw)
- Christian: I wanna learn the Patronis Charm.
- Christian: I'd have Patron anytime I'd want.
- Christian: Get drunk at the wave of a stick.
Best poop joke I've heard in a while
There were three bears, papa bear, mama bear and baby bear. They were all constipated. So they went to see their bear doctor who gave them each some laxatives. Since papa bear was the biggest he got a bottle, mama bear half- a bottle and the baby bear got a couple of tablets of the laxative. They all went home and took the tablets.
The next day the papa bear went to the bathroom , came out in a few minutes and said in rough bearly voice “I am so thankful, cause I shat a tankful!”
It was the mama bear’s turn to go. She went in and took a little while and then came out and said in a sweet voice ” I am so grateful, cause I shat a plateful!”
Then finally it was the baby bear’s turn. The little one went and came out after a long time and said in a sad small voice “I am so broken hearted, cause I only farted!”
The next day the papa bear went to the bathroom , came out in a few minutes and said in rough bearly voice “I am so thankful, cause I shat a tankful!”
It was the mama bear’s turn to go. She went in and took a little while and then came out and said in a sweet voice ” I am so grateful, cause I shat a plateful!”
Then finally it was the baby bear’s turn. The little one went and came out after a long time and said in a sad small voice “I am so broken hearted, cause I only farted!”
So talking is now some sort of "extra" feature I have on my phone?
- On the iPhone battery life
- Kevin: Do you not have an Apple car charger?
- Alex: ...Do I /not/ have an Apple car charger?
- Alex: ...
- Alex: ...yes?
